Your face is covered in microscopic mites
You are renting your skin to thousands of tiny eight-legged tenants. They poop on it.

On your face, even as you read this, a creature stirs. Unseen, unfelt, it navigates the terrain of your pores, a landscape of sebaceous glands and follicular shafts. These arachnids, less than a third of a millimeter long, belong to an ancient lineage, intimately tied to human existence.
*Demodex folliculorum* and *Demodex brevis*, two distinct species, inhabit nearly every adult human. They emerge at night, under the cover of darkness, to mate near the surface of your skin before retreating into the follicular depths to lay their eggs and digest their meals of skin oils and cellular debris. Unlike most organisms, *Demodex* mites possess no anus, accumulating waste throughout their brief lives until a final, explosive release upon death.
The human body is not a solitary entity but a complex ecosystem, a living planet teeming with microscopic life. This intricate co-evolution with organisms like the *Demodex* mite offers a profound perspective on our place within the delicate web of life, even that which resides just millimeters from our consciousness.
Fewer than 12 genes dictate the *Demodex* mite's entire life cycle.
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